Liquid Validation

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts
Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

(via thefrogman)

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

So many emotions, I just want to barf it all out.

ishqyaun:

please don’t hate me for this

tu-hi-junoon:

Akshat Singh on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Eight year old Akshat Singh who is one of the semi-finalists on India’s Got Talent 5, recently appeared on the much renowned TV Show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show. This boy from Kolkata recently set the e-world on fire with his dance moves. With an aim of proving ‘fat kids can dance’, Akshat’s dance videos have gone viral not only in India but also in the US. His YouTube video called “The Fat Indian Kid Dance" is what began the cycle.
Having begun dancing at a young age of 4, Akshat has stunned many with his flexibility and agility. He has never let his weight come in the way of his love for dance. Akshat Singh came on stage driving a little vehicle and looking like a typical 8-year-old child. What The Ellen Show fans didn’t know was that the kid had a special talent and they were going to get a show.

xxkajolfeverxx:

"I don’t like jokes, I don’t like you" haha I love it :D

favorite scenes:
absolutely funny scene from kkkg XD